i feel like a zombie

i feel i like a zombie. a zombie from Zombieland. why? here's the story



People. in Zombieland film.will turn to zombie if they was bitten by another zombie.but they don't attack another zombie. just human. they will come any time and anywhere. there's some rule;

1.Cardio
2.Double Tap
3.Beware of bathrooms
4.Seatbelts
7.Travel Light
31. Check the back seat


okay that's rule was so useless. but i think rule number 2 was important. double tap means you have to tap the zombie twice to kill them. want to know what i'm thinkin?


i think was the people,there life with zombie. my neighbor is a zombie and my other neighbor is a zombie and you are a zombie too. so,he bite me. and i turn to zombie. zombie? yea,zombie. but i'm a different zombie. i'm not searching people to eat. i'm searchi love,lobe,lovbe (-__-) but today,i just got my double tap. i was tapped by two different person. now what? i'm die